I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
Jared shooting down the interviewer who looked to be leading him toward a fraction of fandom being batshit, but Jared was “heh, back up they’re all insightful, and brilliant, and sparkly and shoot rainbows out of their ass.”
If you’re ever having a bad day, here is a picture of a little turtle wearing a raspberry
I’m almost done with EMT school, and I can verify this 100%. We don’t give a shit what you’ve taken or how illegal it may be. We want to know what and how much so we can save your ass. Unless its directly related to a crime scene in some way, we don’t tell.
It makes me enraged and also deeply saddened that the police state has become so entwined with every aspect of our lives that people are afraid to tell the truth to people trying to render them with emergency care. We’ve broken ourselves.
Boost because everyone should know!!!
You are not your body, you are not the name you’re given, you are not the atoms that comprise your physical self, nor are you the living cells that build you. You are a life-force, an energy manifested into a remote and seemingly insignificant speck of the infinitely abysmal cosmos that you are…